Satchel Snatch

Old dried up poon.

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!

by texmex2000 September 21, 2011

hooter satchel

A bra.

On Tuesday nights my old lady digs through the Planet Aid boxes in the Walmart parking lot to score a free hooter satchel.

by Zavolta January 10, 2018

Satchel Bat

One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.

Wes Hevener is sucks a Satchel Bat! Why does he have to be suck a dickhead all the time?

by S4S April 09, 2010

Satchelle de douche

More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche

by TMoneyID January 30, 2011

Twat satchel

a small, pocket, purse or bag which contains twats to be taken to various locations

"Shirley, dont forget your twat satchel!"

by Jimmy Chesnut cheeks October 18, 2006

home made satchel

any individual having more than average experiences with homosexuality

"Ha ha. Look at Greenleaf and Lynch having sex. They must be home made sachels."

by Mike Gagnon June 11, 2003

the satchell

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023