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emo safari

A sport developed in Manchester, UK by punk band Revenge of the Psychotronic Man.
The sport involves identifying an emo kid and stroking their fringe in a mocking manner.
Stroking an emo fringe as part of an emo safari.
by Andy666 August 14, 2006
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Safari

A Safari is a term coined by a Narrabundah College Student in 2009. It is generally expressed in times of chaos, inappropriateness, and otherwise uncomfortable situations.
There are a few types of Safaris:
1) A normal Safari (ie chaos)
2) A mental Safari (when someone acts stupidly)
3) An Anal Safari (reffering to a homosexual)
1) Student A: Look at that chick over there talking on the phone during class.
Student B: This is not a fucking safari!

2) Student A: Did you see that guy over there, he told me to cover my mouth when I burp.
Student B: Damn that guy must be on a mental safari.

3) Student A: Why did the cheers cross the road?
Student B: To get to the safari.
by taiey temorey October 28, 2009
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Atari Safari

"Atari Safari" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. An Atari Safari is when you climb inside an arcade-size video game and replace the joystick with your own and hope that the next player gets the high score.
Roger thought he was just playing Burgertime, but he was really on an Atari Safari.
by boat butter March 11, 2009
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The Satanic Bible

The holy book of Satanism; the unequivocal, modern, definitive edition. By Nolan Aljaddou. THE OFFICIAL 2012 CONFIRMATIONS; OR, CONFESSIONS OF THE ANTICHRIST.
Anagram, am I? Mr. A., again! Or Ram, the Arm of Ra
(if myths manage a say).

The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).
by Ubermensch-One March 19, 2018
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Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.
I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.
by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011
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Saaria

The kind of girl you will do anything for, she's the bestest friend a girl could ask for, she is amazing on every level she is one in a million. If you ever meet a Saaria never let her out of your life.
Girl:"I met this girl named Saaria and instantly we became best friends as if it was meant to be from the moment we met".
Girl2:"mad".
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Cleetus Safari

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.
David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!
by Ragle April 23, 2018
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