my salsa

eminems "Next song". apparently, from D12 ft. Eminem - My Band.

My salsa makes all the girl take off their pants, my sal sa sla sa sal sal sal salsa. My salsa!

by GirlSkater April 7, 2004

Salsa Snack

A delicious meal that can and should be served at every meal. A sexual innuendo deriving from the classic video displayed on salsasnack.com. Did I forget to mention it's delicious?

Bob: Yo, broham, want a salsa snack?

Chloe: Oh boy would I!

by CallMeCommander August 7, 2010

chunky salsa

Military term refering to the unidentifiable mass of blood and bone fragmetns left over when a fragmentation gernade in thrown into an occupied room / bunked / cave made from a strong material such as concrete or rock. The shrapnel from the gernade doesn't have the power to pierce the walls, but too much momentum to stop. So it simply bounces around in the room for a while until all occupants are reduced to small bits resembling chunky style chip salsa.

What to do when you got a bunker full of diehard? Toss a frag in and try not to step in the chunky salsa.

by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007

Salsa Dancing

A performance art where the follower ( typically a woman ) voluntarily allows the leader ( typically a man ) to respectfully do whatever he wants to her body using choreographed ( and sometimes improvised ) combinations like inside turns and hammerlocks. When the song ends they typically thank each other and move on to new partners. Contrary to popular belief a salsa club is not a meat market like a regular club. It typically consists of 70%+ regulars who treat the customers like family. Hookups happen but are rare since predominately Hispanic clientele tends to be more on a conservative side, the feminist openly down to hookup hangs at a dive bar not a salsa club. Salseras typically hold out for a boyfriend or a husband.

I can't I'm sober now, what do sober people even do on a Friday night?
They go salsa dancing duh

by Mustardeer October 15, 2018

Russian Salsa

The act of inserting a cheese grater in one's ass hole

Hey bro you want some Russian salsa

by Rune_Gundersen December 10, 2013

keyboard salsa

That grey/black (depending on how dirty you are) gunk on your keyboard after prolonged use.

May also accumulate on mice.

Man I hate my supervisor so much.... I'm gonna give him some keyboard salsa in his coffee

by Steve Lewis February 1, 2004

Mexican Salsa

A mexican salsa is a variation of a cleveland steamer, but delivered in a much more liquid manner. The name is obtained both by the resemblance to, and the food needing to be consumed, to produce the mexican salsa.

You hear about Bill? He went to surprise his girlfriend by waking her up with a cleveland steamer, but he was out all night drinking and eating taco bell so it was more of a mexican salsa

by chadsexington November 13, 2012