Safari Car

A car or truck that someone has thrown a bunch of crap on (brush bar, side steps, sports rack, ect) to make the normally wimpy looking vehicle look mean and manly. Usually owned by people who have no life and feel that their vehicle should be ready to survive WWIII.

"Hey man, I hit a werewolf last night with my ride"

"Aww dude, you must of really hurt your truck"

"Naw man, i've got a safari car"

by The Real Viper June 4, 2009

new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.

Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari

by BChewalski March 8, 2010

Jaquari the hood safari

When a black dude in Dallas is the king of his hood and is a well respected safari.

" don't mess with jaquari the hood safari, he owns this hood!"

by Hood safari November 15, 2016

african lion safari

when a group of suburban, middle-class, white boys travel to the ghetto to purchase drugs.

hey steve, i think we're gonna have to go on an african lion safari.

by anonymous contributer May 2, 2008

Leadership Safari Withdrawal

Typically starts to occur the day after Safari. Crying and sleeping are common themes as well.

After their last Yay Safari, for the next week they started suffering from Leadership Safari withdrawal nonstop.

by Toucan2021 August 28, 2021

safari park chimp

The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.

Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 1, 2007

suburban fireworks safari

viewing professional fireworks displays from second level or master suite/retreat windows from ones air conditioned and pest controlled suburban home or friends/neighbors in order to avoid the elements and traffic.

Children get in the car we are going on a "Suburban fireworks safari" at Mrs. xxxx's.

Kids:But why? Because it is too hot, there are too many mosquitoes and too much traffic.

You can see the fireworks from her bedroom window! Because Mrs. xxxx's window in not blocked by a full grown tree.

by stay at home July 4, 2009