by shrek worshipper June 04, 2019
by Maatau December 22, 2018
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016
Shrek is an absolute God he is legendary and he rules the universe, nothing can stop. Shrek is a duo with donkey at together they can take over the world they are unbeatable. Doing a Shrek is being cool and legendary but no one can match to the real Shrek.
by donkeh28 June 06, 2020
Unit of measurement for time. One shrek is equal to 1 hour and 35 minutes, which is also the length of the movie.
"See you in a shrek!" (1h35')
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
by tacboss1234 April 26, 2018