The most fugliest biggest jerk in the world . He could never get a girlfriend because he looks like shit. Since he can get his own girlfriend has to suck his own dick. He wishes he could get the pussy but he can't all the lady refuse.
by Vjfvhfjgh May 18, 2016
ryan is a person who sucks at video games( call of duty 4 and halo 3) and yet tries to be as cool as that kid sam who is so cool that his massivly large penis is uncontrollably cumming everywhere
by besat February 23, 2009
a ryan is generally a slang term for a toilet or lavatory. although in the same way that words such as shit or fuck can be used in many different wways, so can ryan.. examples are below
that guy is a total ryan = that guys is a total fuck head
omg look its ryans best friend = omg look its that kid whos got no friends
hey isnt that guy ryan = hey isnt that guy a total fuck head who takes ur only opportunity to see a hell good band to tell u in person that he cant do anythign that night cause his mummy is too protective.... what?
omg look its ryans best friend = omg look its that kid whos got no friends
hey isnt that guy ryan = hey isnt that guy a total fuck head who takes ur only opportunity to see a hell good band to tell u in person that he cant do anythign that night cause his mummy is too protective.... what?
by ryanisafatblob August 31, 2008
by autistic rape victim January 19, 2017
that nigga ryan tho
by uh oh stunky November 12, 2019
Ryan is a faggot. Never listen to what he has to say. Throw rocks at him. Dumb bitch that he is, probably wont even notice.
"I saw Ryan walking down the street so I stoned him to death," Guy #1
"Woah, good job, did he notice?" Guy #2
"Nah, he's too much of a dumb bitch." Guy #1
"True."
"Woah, good job, did he notice?" Guy #2
"Nah, he's too much of a dumb bitch." Guy #1
"True."
by myballsareinyourmumsmouthrn March 20, 2017
by pikkey December 04, 2017