Ruperts

British slang for a tall tale. A lie. Total fabrication. BS. A lie one tells when they wish to sound more special than they are.

Poor lad wants attention so bad that he continuously spouts Ruperts in an attempt to sound special.

by DontBeAChav July 12, 2025

Robo Rupert

When you put on a Robocop costume after a night out on the town with your partner. While trying to seduce her afterwards, you slowly walk around following her in costume walking like Robocop until she gives up and you make love to her.

I tried minding my own business and walked all around the house but I got Robo Rupert’d

by KidFan777 January 8, 2022

Rupert Jones moment

a way of telling your friends that you have witnessed a horrific accident or moment in time.

person 1 :" yeah my dog died today, another day another Rupert Jones moment"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"

by anonymous November 30, 2022

rupert-rag

A Rupert Murdoch newspaper

He grabbed a Rupert-rag from the opposite table to save his glasses.

by ACJ1322 November 7, 2013

Rupert

A short, Christmas-loving boy!

Hello, "Rupert"!

by 7mexpert May 15, 2024

rupert

rupert is a hot and funny mirl ( meech in real life) he scammed over 10 people in 2016 and is still doing it to this day accompanied by his mirl associates kemdon and twan.

person 1 : do you know who rupert is?
person 2 : yeah , isn't he that silly hot mirl?

by richemoboy678 March 3, 2023

Rupert

Rupert is a man who LOVES dogs. Sometimes he slips it in just to see what it feels like. The dogs don't enjoy it though, they prefer when Rupert is the one who is getting penetrated. When Rupert is not blasting his dogs anus he takes up hobbies in watching dog porn. He performs this live on his social media every Thursday for all his fellow dog fanatics to see.

Rupert: WOOF
Dog: Ohhhh yeah daddy ;)

by jgdjgshgdjsgjdg November 23, 2021