roommate

The person who shares the same Spotify account as you, often leading to shared playlists, musical disagreements, and the occasional cringe-worthy song choice.

I thought we were best friends until I found out my roommate was secretly adding their guilty pleasure songs to our shared Spotify account!

by Emotional Cruiser October 11, 2025

Roommating

When cohabitation turns to romance, and roommates hook up/fall in love.

I'm in a roommating situation with my new flat mate. Think I'm falling for her.

by sbro987 March 10, 2017

roommate stalker

An idiot that goes an looks for someone when they know exactly where they are at

My roommate stalker drove all over the city looking for me after I was MIA for 6 hours.

by anonymous February 4, 2023

Boston roommate

Like a Boston Marriage, but much less platonic.

"Hey, is that your girlfriend?"
"We prefer the term Boston Roommates when we're in the Deep South."

by tenfourfuckbuddy December 8, 2018

Roommate Hole

Finding your things have gone missing and you can only deduce your roommate must have taken it.

Student 1: Man. My beercase had gone missing from the fridge. It must've fallen to the Roommate Hole. Man, my roommate is an asshole.
Student 2: Don't worry mate, I get you a pint from the pub.
Student 1: Thanks mate, you're the best.

by Jonesy D. October 13, 2016

babymama roommate

Co-parents/Non married couple with a baby living together

Susie and John Dick were roommates and they had a baby together and now she’s a babymama roommate

by KeyClouds July 4, 2022

The roommate

Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.

We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.

by Redd1981 May 4, 2023