by tenfourfuckbuddy December 8, 2018
Get the Boston roommatemug. Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.
“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”
by Why are bears friend shaped? July 17, 2023
Get the Almond Roommatemug. Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
Get the December 5th fuck your roommate daymug. by moriya2k2 October 13, 2022
Get the Roommatemug. The person who shares the same Spotify account as you, often leading to shared playlists, musical disagreements, and the occasional cringe-worthy song choice.
I thought we were best friends until I found out my roommate was secretly adding their guilty pleasure songs to our shared Spotify account!
by Emotional Cruiser October 11, 2025
Get the roommatemug. Sam and Ethan are a thing, Max and Marcy are a thing, if Nate started fucking the third roommate, then they would be roommating.
by nobroam October 23, 2019
Get the Roommatingmug. "Ah yes, these female roommates from 1890 who lived together for 60 years until they died, never married, and died shortly one after the other."
by 12.99 October 4, 2021
Get the Roommatemug.