Cristiano Ronaldo

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.

Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022

Ronaldo

The best football player in the whole world and is the GOAT. Don't disrespect him.

Ronaldo is the best in the world.

by cr7voice November 15, 2022

cristiano ronaldo

better than eden hazard

why real madrid cf never won a ucl after 2018?
- cristiano ronaldo left

by idkwhattosaylmao September 14, 2021

Ronaldo-ing

The term ronaldo-ing simply means grinding at your maxima just like G.O.A.T. did.

I am ronaldoing / ronaldo-ing tonight because i have exams from tomorrow.

by Subway Streamer September 20, 2025

filho do ronaldo

If someone define himself like a cristiano ronaldo son...eh...You must treat him like a king and give him whatever he wants beacuse his the son of the goat right?

He is the FILHO DO RONALDO that means that he is beautiful like his father

by maybe i gave my ass November 22, 2021

Ronaldo

The guy with the biggest Cock.

Ronaldo: Sex?
Girl: Yes Please

by BBC STUDIOS November 21, 2021

its Ronaldo's Suii, bro!

Ronaldo's Suii, bro means that it a particular topic is very famous.

Mike: Hey bro, do you know Among Us? It's kinda popular now.
Sam: Bro, its Ronaldo's Suii, bro! Everyone knows it!

by Great Boii September 10, 2023