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Cristiano Ronaldo

The G.O.A.T. of football, he is a football/soccer player that is the best.
Person 1: Bro who is the G.O.A.T.

Person 2: It is Cristiano Ronaldo
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Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

Cristiano Ronaldo: A Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward, known for his powerful shots, aerial ability, and remarkable goal-scoring records. He has played for clubs such as Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and Al Nassr, as well as the Portuguese national team.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro has won numerous accolades throughout his career, including five Ballon d'Or titles, and continues to be an inspiration to aspiring athletes worldwide.
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Ronaldo

A guy who is shy at first, but turns out to be really cool. He is a good dresser and likes to wipe his hands in plastic bags.
guy 1: *cleans cheetos off hands with a plastic bag*

guy 2: don't be a Ronaldo
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Ronaldo

Born on the 5 of February, he has since become one of the most famous and well known footballers in all of football. he has been to 4 different clubs but 5 in total. He started at sporting and then moved to Manchester United where he made a name for himself. Then he went to Real Madrid where he really showed his potential. Noodle hair, ucl bycicle kicks and the second highest goals in a calendar year all happened at Real Madrid. Then he went to Juventus which was mostly uneventful. Then to when this was wrote, he is back at Manchester united where we sit 7th in the league, we are not doing so good but anyway, he is cemented in football history forever and is my all-time goat.
Grandpa: Who is Ronaldo?

Boy: He is the greatest footballer ever
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Indiano Ronaldo

The king. Better than Ronaldo.

Also featured on the song “Starter Level Freestyle” with Ronaldo
Indiano Ronaldo: your sister gave me head so go back to bed

ElPreciooo: GOODNIGHT!!
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chrizztiano ronaldo

The act of being a soccer player whilst maintaining immaculate rizz.
George: Did you see Henry’s game last night?! He got all the girls. Bro is Chrizztiano Ronaldo
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