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weenie roasting

n. when your girlfriend asks you how many girls you have had sex with
Josh: yo Blake, did you here about shawn?
Blake: nah, what happened?
Josh: he got a weenie roasting by his girlfriend and then bitch slapped when he gave her the answer
Blake: how many did he say?
Josh: 100!
Blake: whatta playah!
by archbishop301 June 22, 2014
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roasting a marshmallow

When you know a girl is allergic to something and you put it in her vagina anyway.
I knew she was allergic to Big Red, but I stuck a piece of it in her and I was roasting a marshmallow.
by Marsmallow roaster November 29, 2006
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Roasting

Irish term to describe the feeling of when the sun comes out.warmhot
Jays' its feckin Roasting (pronounced "Ro-ash-ten")out here Jim

Im Roasted out of it sweating
by type of ipod May 6, 2008
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Rotating marrage

Where a group of people get together and agree to exchange partners with each other on a regular basis.
by Deep blue 2012 September 26, 2009
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slow roasting

The act of joking on someone in a lowkey fashion, making them think you are genuinely complementing them.
Jermaine: Tyree your haircut is so fire bruh, like oh my God.
Tyree: Oh yeah thanks dude.
Jay: Nah, that nigga is slow roasting you dude.
by DenimJeans July 11, 2016
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roasting bag

a white girl that goes for sex sessions with black footballers
"as soon as the final whisle goes" squealed kieron excitedly "we're off to the hotel, to meet today's roasting bag."
by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004
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Tijuana Rat Roasting

Chop and slice 4 bird's eye chillies.
Liberally baste the male member out of sight of the other party.
Return to intercourse ground zero and apply aforementioned member repeatedly and with gusto.
Tarquin gave Penelope a Tijuana Rat Roasting and he'd never seen her cry like that... in front of her mother...
by Lexxicon March 8, 2009
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