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alabaster retard 

What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh
Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard
alabaster retard by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

Retard-O-Bot 

A Tampa-based band fronted by writer, singer, and self-proclaimed adventure seeker Peter Pepper whose sound is characterized by aggressive rock influences contrast by pop and quirky electronic elements as well as sometimes fun, sarcastic and emotional lyrics presented in interesting ways.

Could be described as part of the following modern musical movements: fringe-pop, post-industrial, electro-punk, techno punk, technemo, though it has to be noted that they do not fall wholly into these movements and often act to bridge these and other genres.

Tour History: Foxy Shazam, Combichrist, Black Light Burns (Wes Borland), Screaming Mechanical Brain, Mindless Self Indulgence, Creature Feature, Kill Hannah, The Medic Droid, Downtown Brown, Suicide City, American Head Charge, Tub Ring, Genitorturers, Crossbreed, The Toilet Boys, Dog Fashion, Disco, Curse Mackey (Thrill Kill Kult, Pigface), Pitbull Daycare, The Independents, Wesley Willis, Showbread, Deadstar Assembly.
Have you heard the new Retard-O-Bot record yet?
Retard-O-Bot by fantastic87 August 19, 2009

Potato retard 

Someone who while during intercourse pulls out a potato and screams I'm a retard while shoving the potato up their partners ass.
My boyfriend is a total potato retard I'm gonna break up with him.
Potato retard by Plattapussy May 28, 2017

Full Retard 

Phrase used by Robert Downey Jr.'s character in the movie Tropic Thunder. Referring to when an actor playing the mentally retarded goes all out leaving the viewer unable to connect.
Sean Penn went Full Retard in I Am Sam
Full Retard by Dane Adi October 16, 2008

Retarded retard 

A retard that is so retarded this retard must be called a retarded retard.
Retarded retard by the random. October 10, 2021
a)conceptual Barbie doll that would teach kids about mental retardation and act as balance in the world of the hegemony of artificially perfect beauty. See Ms. Wheelchair America, acrotomophilia midget porn barbie.

b)a blonde, Barbie-like female with shortcomings in the realm of intellect. See blonde retard.
a)
Shaneequa: "Mommy says I'm special. Kids call me a retard."

b)
Jessica: "Oh Em Gee!"
Stan: "Shut up, Retarbie!"
Retarbie by Downi Creations July 19, 2009