Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.

My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.

by sdickiso November 22, 2016

remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Remoted

After being demoted at work. A person can be remoted. Meaning brought back up to their original position.

Did you hear the news? Liam has been remoted back up to his original job title.

by StanleyCT September 17, 2021

Remoted

when a smoll boii pp gets chopped off and sent to help a girly became a man

“george got remoted today!!”
“holy shit that must’ve hurt”

by JamesCharlesCock September 24, 2020

remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 09, 2023

charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.

Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

remote leds

LED's (Light-Emitting Diodes) that can change colors based on the person's choice on the remote.

Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.

I setup remote leds around my room and they look sick!

by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018