hot red cabbage

A sexual act in which a man and a woman have unprotected sex while she is on her period. The man ejaculates while inside her. She then squats over the man's erection and squeezes out the mixture of cum and menstrual fluid. Having coated the man's boner in such a manner, she then performs fellatio. The act resembles dining at a German restaurant where a bratwurst may be served with a warm red cabbage sauerkraut.

Screwing Sally on the rag made me nervous we would make a mess, but she just wanted some hot red cabbage and cleaned everything up.

by Rusty Bicycle October 8, 2009

Red hot rattlesnake

The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying it’s contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.

“Did you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.”

by YBTEXAS May 29, 2018

Red-Hot Suburban

When a person puts on red lipstick and performs oral sex while having red hot candies in their mouth, followed immediately by anal sex.

Ally felt burned after she and her boyfriend did a red-hot suburban.

by Sprikenz3 October 30, 2016

Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest

One of the many, many, many embarrassing moments for the U.S. congress, back in 2018.

Great entertainment though, when you watch the late night host Stephen Colbert cover it.

You can google „siYIEmHOvDU“ and you’ll find that video, or you can also just google the definition of this word

- Did you hear about the Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest 2018?
- You didn’t?
- Now you did.

by UrbanCruzer May 21, 2024

Red Hot Chilli

Where you are about to get a blowjob and when you don't realize it the girl fills her mouth with hot sauce....

OWWWWWWWWWW!

What happened man????

She gave me a "red hot chilli

by rollercoasterkid April 18, 2010

Red hot chili pepper

When a man has sexual relations with a bag of spicy chips then before orgasming he nuts in a woman splashing her with chili pepper powder.

Person A:Yo y is that girl crying?

Person B: Its because I hit her with that red hot chili pepper

by Gaysians January 29, 2020

Red Hot Chili Fingers

When a couple fills a bathtub with a gratuitous amount of chili and then sits in it together, the dominant partner pleasing the submissive partner with their hands.

Patrick: Hey sweetheart, I’m at Wendy’s right now, do you want me to get you anything from the drive-thru?
Shannon: Yeah, get as much chili as they’ll offer. I want some Red Hot Chili Fingers from you tonight
Patrick: Oh fuck yeah.

by Pat Rhan January 1, 2024