Reaming

When a double reed player and there partner or lover do the naughty.

Eric were you and Janelle in the Reed Room Reaming this afternoon?!

by BsnManDan12 March 2, 2009

ream

The word ream is derived from the egyptians, it is believed to mean a whale's vagina.

The actual definition is: To completely dominate or own somebody beyond belief.

"Damn i totally REAMED you in that race the other day" or "I reamed that guy in a fight"

by Jeff March 1, 2005

ream

to explain anything bad

If u had a car crash, u have got the ream. Ya mum got the ream driving home!

by Ya mum! September 29, 2003

Reames

Someone who loves watching teeny-bopper horror movies. So much so that they will go without food or fresh air to watch them. Even though this word has a dual definition they often go hand in hand. Being a worthless reames and a bad horror movie loving reames are almost always related. Where they can be found : In their room at 3 in the afternoon still wearing their matching PJ's that their mom bought them watching the director's cut of Prom Night. Also a huge fan of the Jonas bros. A huge J bros fan.

The Uninvited looks like such a fuckin reames movie.

by S.K Rango January 24, 2009

reamteam

a group of bisexual men who like to plunder each others booty only after racing cars.

Andy was the captain of the reamteam because his miata exemplified the bisexual nature of the club.

by seth kirk October 22, 2008

Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer

The act of excreting upon Justin Bieber's chest, then moving in a rocking horse motion to smear the fecal matter across Bieber's chest, all while performing an intricate series of yoga moves in order to perform analingus upon Bieber simultaneously.

Brian: Damn, man, last night was strange.
Rob: Yeah? What happened?
Brian: I did a Cleveland Bieber Reamer Steamer?
Rob: Well. That escalated quickly.
Brian: Yeah, I got reamed by Bieber while I shat on his chest and rubbed it in with my ass cheeks at the same time.
Rob: Yeah, TMI.

by Robin "Puck" Goodfellow October 28, 2014

Reames Ruckus

The habits that a reames will exhibit while inhebriated. Having absolutley no resposiblity in life leaves reames's a lot of down time most of which is spent being very drunk. Some of the things that will help you identify a reames ruckus: Absolutly no motor skills or coordination at all i.e. smashing into things, stumbling over ones own feet, repeating ones self over and over again in inaudable jibbrish, cursing and telling terrible jokes at very inapropriate times, depositing half of anything that the reames eats onto their face and clothes. Receiving citations for public intoxication and being annoying to everybody around of sound mind. The mess left after a reames ruckus is always left to be cleaned up by another indivdual that the reames perceives to have any sense of responsibility. This happens because of the habit being nurtured and accepted for almost all of the reames's life.

What the hell happened down here, another reames ruckus?

by S.K. Rango January 25, 2009