The diet pepsi of chronological crises. Striking at the 25-35yo demographic, who've realised that:
A) Those dreams of happiness that sustained them through high school and college will always remain fantasy no matter how much they earn OR
B) Their job at the local McDonalds isn't proving a satisfying career choice and maybe they shouldn't have slept through remedial maths.
Either way, common symptoms include a renewed passion for the pop music of their youth, dusting off the skateboard and considering "going pro", and the dating of underage skanks from the local high school to prove they still got it.
A) Those dreams of happiness that sustained them through high school and college will always remain fantasy no matter how much they earn OR
B) Their job at the local McDonalds isn't proving a satisfying career choice and maybe they shouldn't have slept through remedial maths.
Either way, common symptoms include a renewed passion for the pop music of their youth, dusting off the skateboard and considering "going pro", and the dating of underage skanks from the local high school to prove they still got it.
No point waiting till I'm 50 to be dissatisfied with life, bring on the retro hits and loose wimmin'!
by JBInc May 12, 2004
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This is a Canadian slang but more specifically Ontario(southern Ontario).
Others in Canada might use it but from what I've seen it's only Ontario.
This is a Canadian slang but more specifically Ontario(southern Ontario).
Others in Canada might use it but from what I've seen it's only Ontario.
Toronto guy: Hey bud, can I grab a half quarter off ya?
Alberta dealer: What, a quarter? Ya, got that
Toronto guy: no, a half quarter. Like half of the quarter ounce
*Alberta by scratches head
So like an 1/8th?
Toronto guy: ya, if that's what you call them here. I'll stick with my double fractions thanks
Alberta dealer: What, a quarter? Ya, got that
Toronto guy: no, a half quarter. Like half of the quarter ounce
*Alberta by scratches head
So like an 1/8th?
Toronto guy: ya, if that's what you call them here. I'll stick with my double fractions thanks
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Get the Quarter to 8 mug.The best bloody burger ever made. You can buy it from McDonalds. At the bottom is bread, then cheese, then beef, more cheese, more beef, more cheese, pickles, onions, tomato sauce, mustard and then bread. Just reading this should make your mouth water.
Bob: Can i have a medium double quarter pounder meal with a coke as the drink ?
McDonald's Employee: Sure, that comes to $8.45
Bob: Thanks mate
McDonald's Employee: Sure, that comes to $8.45
Bob: Thanks mate
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