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The awesome guitarist for afi;
SEX GOD
(whichever u prefer to use)
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Puritopian

A Puritopian is a self-described liberal or progressive whose political orientation is to be angry, dissatisfied and unhappy with the state of the nation, because in their view, liberal policies are not being implemented quickly or forcefully enough. They have particular contempt for Democratic presidents.

They are ideological purists who disdain compromise and incremental change, which they see as "selling out" liberal ideas like full employment, an end to war, and liberal social policy. Their views can often sound like utopian fantasy where opposing views never exist.

Puritopians dislike Republicans but reserve their greatest disdain for Democratic presidents, whom they relentlessly attack for not meeting a set of ideological goal posts that are constantly adjusted to ensure that the president will be deemed a disappointment, "not progressive enough" or "just like a Republican" no matter what policy achievements are made.

Puritopians routinely dismiss or ignore congress' role in making or impeding policy, believing presidents can simply "use the bully pulpit" in order to overcome constitutional or legislative obstacles.

Puritopians have an affinity for 3rd party politics as a way to punish Democratic presidents. They are especially hostile to President Obama and deem anyone who expresses a lack of ill will toward him to be "Obamabots" and enemies of liberalism.

Puritopian supersedes Emo Progressive. (Seen as too pejorative).
Example1: After Eric Holder announced congress had blocked the Justice Department from trying 9/11 mastermind KSM in civilian court, social networks lit up with puritopians complaining that President Obama had broken his campaign promise to end military tribunals. Their criticism did not mention congressional Democrats who helped block Holder.

Example2: Puritopians dismissed healthcare reform as a failure, saying President Obama should have used the bully pulpit to achieve a single payer system, despite the fact that Sen. Harry Reid made it clear that such a plan could not pass the Senate.
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purity ring

a ring that someone wears to make a promise to not have sex before they are married.
The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings as a symbol of their respect for girls and to promise not to have sex before they are married.
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The best guitarest ever. PERIOD. Oh and he's gorgeous and skinny and has bitchin' hair.
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purity

Purity is about being something, abstinence is about not doing something.
God calls us to be Pure and Holy.

Abstinence is about not doing something, its an action however, Purity is about being something, and it is a blessing.
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Jade is so hott! i love his hair! you just have to see him in person! I DID! i love... the pink the hair the pants the voice the shoues and the bod!!!
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Stupid Urban dictionary made me write something here... grrrrrrr
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