protein implant

Explaining to the adolescent ho-bag whom just swallowed your baby packet the reason why her breasts are growing at an incredible rate is that the protein from your man juice is enriching her young tities....said with the utmost scientific conviction
Protein implant; For the third time that day, Lauren was convinced her busting tities were owed to swallowing reno's protein shake.
by HI-reno July 11, 2008
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Protein Injector

Male genitalia other wise known as the penis.
During the act of coitus, his girlfriend really didn't seem to appreciate being told to "milk his protein injector."
by thechurchfodave February 24, 2011
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protein shake

when you take milk from a pregnant girl and mix it with your own semen and make her drink it
"I gave that bitch a protein shake last night!"
by Bodog February 23, 2008
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protein jeans

Denim trousers exhibiting residue of ejaculate.
Don't sit under the blacklight, man! Your protein jeans are showing!
by rgthwebb September 25, 2009
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protein powder

n. This is the resulting powder after you have depositing cum into (or onto) your cum dumpster (see also fuck buddy). Once this ejaculate dries and is rubbed or brushed against, it produces a fine powder known as protein powder.
Last night I gave Lisa a Superman, when I woke up this morning the sheet had come unglued and there was protein powder all over my new fucking sheets! I had to make that bitch snort up all of that shit before I received my blumpkin!
by enhanced April 14, 2010
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Protein Punch

A sexual maneuver in which the male participant ejaculates onto his clenched fist, then proceeds to punch his female companion in the face. A variation of the timeless classic: the jelly roll.
Susan shrieked in horror as Harold cocked his hand back and yelled "Protein Punch!!!!"
by Sailorjeff and Sands May 14, 2011
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