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Greek prostate exam

The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.
Yo did u hear about Georgie? He gave chris a greek prostate exam last night.
by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017
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Prostate Frosting

Andrew M. loves to eat Jordan W.'s prostate frosting.
by Thepenisgallery July 30, 2016
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Prostate Orgasm

When you edge yourself (my jerkin it) multiple times and you don't want it to end.

Example. Your lady friend invites you into her room. she kisses you passionary. You begin to strip, and she puts a finger your lips and says "shush, I have something planned." She grabs a few cuffs and begins stripping you down and strapping your limbs securely to the bed frame.

She begins teasing your now throbbing member while you struggle in your bonds. You just reach climax when she jumps off and says "One More Thing". You feel cold lube circling your butt and feel the gentle push of a small toy inserted. You feel like you need to pee.

She jerks you off furiously until you hit climax, your butt clenches and you shoot ropes you've never done before. You keep shooting, but each time it puts pressure on the toy, forcing you to shoot more. And repeat until you've shot every least drop you had.

Breathing hard, you try to break the bonds, still hard. When she looks over you and says "My Turn", you cry but you have no choice. Next stop Dry Orgasm.
Man, I thought only girls could cum a few times. Damn, I did 5 times and was ready for more because she made me have a prostate orgasm!
by Amarant09 December 25, 2023
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Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.
"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"
by McSand_boi May 10, 2023
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Prostate Hen

A type of hen that just has a very veiny throbbing prostate that can call the cows from out of town. Also can be used to describe a tight gay man.
Omg that hen has some ass power, it must be a Prostate Hen!! Or. Damn this dudes a serious prostate hen!! Jesus!!
by Ethyl Barbiecrotch November 30, 2020
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Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
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Wasabi Prostate Exam

(Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.
"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."
by JKeyes8989 January 26, 2022
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