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Probation

Usually what you get if you get in some minor trouble with the law or anything related to self harm etc etc.. Best thing to do is clean house and probably dip on your main and get a burner..
Yeah probation.. Lay low nigga.
by Gayle777 July 5, 2018
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omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions

"The Battle of Aleppo in 2015, with its simultaneous multi-levelled siege and being able to travel in a straight line and travel through government, YPA, government, rebel, and ISIS territory, truly was an omnishambolic quagmire of indefatigable proportions".
by l0l_ March 18, 2022
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brobortion

When you and your bro have been fucking the same chick at around the same time, so you both just split the abortion.
Is it mine or yours bro?
I don't know man lets just split the cost and get a brobortion.
by topaco November 30, 2016
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Retroactive promotion

The act of making your next product so bad that it actually encourages people to buy your previous product
Windows 8 is an example of retroactive promotion. It was so bad, it made people go out and buy Windows 7.
by fluffypenis June 26, 2018
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MENSTRUATION PROBATION

MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD
brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring
by tisgigm March 30, 2011
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social probation

Social probation is one of the sever punishments known to the human kind. Only crimes that involve treason towards mankind, involve exceptional brutality, mass murder or throwing a party after midnight on Friday are punished with social probation. The last person known to be sentenced to social probation was Judas Iscariot.
When on social probation one is forbidden to have any visitors or any contact with other people. The only interaction with the the world is when one receives their daily torture by the hiumnes.
Man, you better not throw a party at your room after midnight on Friday - you don't want the hiumnes to come and put you on social probation.
by Big-Momma November 20, 2010
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Friend probation

when a friend puts another friend on probation it is symbolizes they are in a time-out for atleast a day or two
When Chrissy said"dan is nicer then andy", when andy found out about this, andy put Chrissy on friend probation.
by dan6661 December 14, 2010
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