problemets

small, little annoying problems that won't go away.

There are so many Problemets in my life right now!

by Rosie H. October 26, 2007

lady problems

Another way of referencing a mensural cycle/ a woman’s period

Jessica: ugh I’m having lady problems right now this sucks

Bethany: I’m sorry girl, do you need any tampons?

by AdnamaFett March 10, 2020

Blue-State Problems

Social and economic problems that are usually found in Blue(left-wing) States.

Weird how a lot of recent shootings and bankruptcies seem to be happening in mostly Democratic states, talk about Blue-State Problems.

by Rapscallion-Lad December 30, 2013

private school problems

Problems only faced by private schoolers

Friend: hey can you lend me a fiver for lunch
Me: sorry i only carry fiftys
Friend: haha private school problems

by shligoboyzz June 2, 2016

PHD Problems

When you have an *awkward* problem it's always nice to have a go to reference. Also, when you have a problem involving your package; can be used as a quick reference.

"Geez Megatrom, why don't you take your dick off the ground and get in there and do the dirty to OptimusTud?"
"Guys, I'm fucking her as we speak, while sitting in this here chair." #PHD Problems

by Adventurous Armadillo February 14, 2012

Weenis Cloud Problems

When you are a Weenis who is rapped up in a white fluffy comforter on the couch with only your head sticking out of it and thus you resemble a cloud. This makes you a Weenis Cloud, Weenis Clouds encounter many problems and thus have Weenis Cloud Problems!

Me: Yo your a Weenis Cloud
Tommy: Weenis Cloud Problems!
Sarah: (**being a Weenis Cloud**)

by FistpumpPushupChampstick! October 25, 2011

Problems

Steal them? Shit, I’d give them to you for free if you asked.

Hym “Problems? What problems? I’m on top of the fucking world right now.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022