I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.
by AluXeZ January 10, 2010
Get the Pot noodle and a wank mug.When you sit on the toilet too long, and there is an indentation in the shape of a ring around your buttocks.
by Richard M. Burgess September 16, 2003
Get the Pot Ring mug.Is someone who you got high with and then the next morning you discovered that your bag of weed has been stolen by the very person you got high with.
Man, we had John over last night for a bong session and now I can't find my pot! John, that pot thief!
by Big Daddy 3 January 24, 2014
Get the pot thief mug.This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).
This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.
*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*
This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.
*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*
by The Spooky Twigg December 3, 2004
Get the pot calling the kettle black mug.one who is ALWAYS where the pot is without contributing moneys towards the pot. ALso just simply someone that smokes all the time and they are just broke and mooch off other people
oh we wanna get sum weed, carl u wanna throw in on this? Carl "um im broke sorry" damn it carl ur such a pot slut!!
by 4$tar April 10, 2008
Get the pot slut mug.The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.
Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast
by Pbaddy December 13, 2009
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Peter and David came up with the best idea ever last night while playing guitar and smoking weed but neither can remember what it was, alas it was only just a pot thought.
by chachachavez January 16, 2010
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