An individual who sucks a male's penis with chewed up pork or ham in their mouth. This is said to make the individual feel sexually aroused due to the individual's mouth (and possibly throat) filled with meat. It has also been said that the male's penis that was sucked by this individual will smell like bacon.
A: Bro, how was your night with Amanda?
B: It was so awesome, she gave me so much head!
A: Yea Bro? Is she a Pork Gobbler?
B: Yea she is! She sucked my dick with ham. Man we both had a great night!
B: It was so awesome, she gave me so much head!
A: Yea Bro? Is she a Pork Gobbler?
B: Yea she is! She sucked my dick with ham. Man we both had a great night!
by t324st May 27, 2014
Just like a UAV in COD a pork beacon is a homosexual radar often used to find,located and destroy other types of pork. It is often used in social gatherings to hunt out other pork pie eating mincers. When swimming a pork beacon resembles a floating turd that's been slightly discolored with a hint of blood.
Look at Jarrod the little pork beacon, what do you think he is hunting today ? bacon or sausage.. there must be a strong waft of poo & lube in the air today
by tomcat225 January 10, 2013
Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"
by GRIZZLY PIPPINS February 28, 2019
Jethro parked his truck behind the pole barn and did a little pork rub before washing up for supper.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2016
by Team.ndl.fl March 26, 2023
The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)
A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.
Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off
Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)
Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off
Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)
by BigTof349A December 03, 2009