The act of grabbing onto both sides of the toilet as if to life the toilet off the ground, to forcibly evacuate your bowels
by tonyamolly October 12, 2008
I was on the Facebook app when I was shitting, I was on the toilet so long that I had a terrible case of porcelain polio.
by Yhtomit Noswad November 20, 2017
by Ninja Medic November 06, 2011
by dirtywizard March 28, 2011
by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023
It is the act of hitting ceramic material with urine (usually the inside bowl of a toilet), so that you don't make any noise when you pee. More common amongst males than females for obvious reasons. It can be done whilst standing up or sitting down. It can also grow on you as you may start to see it as some sort of game.
Wife-"Honey, where were you?"
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."
Husband-"Just using the restroom."
Wife-"How come I didn't notice this?"
Husband-"Well, I was hitting the porcelain."
by Orange Lizard December 06, 2010
1) To have sexual intercourse whilst one partner is regurgitating the nights drinks into a piss covered shit-throne.
2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.
2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.
Dude, I walked into the bathroom to drop a fat duece and saw Meagan getting the ol' Porcelain Dalke.
by Davesphizikal January 22, 2012