Porcelain Cinnamon

Porcelain cinnamon is what's left on the back of the toilet bowl when a lad in front of you wipes his bum when he finishes pooping. It's a mixture of toilet paper, feces, and butt hair. The position one must get in to wipe adequately often lends itself to quite a bit of the sediment left behind on the seat. One must always be wary of the porcelain cinnamon prior to sitting down on the bowl themselves.

The lad in front of me left quite a bit of porcelain cinnamon behind, so I'm going to need to clean off this toilet seat before I sit down.

by MeatSweats69 December 11, 2019

Porcelain Elevator

The act of having a turd so long you have to stand up to actually shit the entire thing out.

Friend: Dude where have you been?

Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.

Friend: A what?

Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...

by MirrorsGrin May 3, 2012

Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

porcelain maid

A bisexual's wet dream

Person A: Who's porcelain maid?
Person B: A bisexual's wet dream

by MilfEnjoyer6969 May 13, 2023

porcelain Challenge

A ticktock trend in where teens are taking their parents porcelain, grinding it up to snort it as if it was a drug.

Oh my god did you hear Dazai went to the hospital because he did the Porcelain Challenge!

by Trashrat3 October 2, 2022

porcelain flambe

When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.

Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!

by Little g money October 20, 2021

Porcelain Dalke

1) To have sexual intercourse whilst one partner is regurgitating the nights drinks into a piss covered shit-throne.

2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.

Dude, I walked into the bathroom to drop a fat duece and saw Meagan getting the ol' Porcelain Dalke.

by Davesphizikal February 9, 2012