Flookey-pooked

When you give money or items to someone, and wait for them to come back ... but they don't.

"Yo, when you coming back with the goods"-idiot
"Give me 5 minutes I got to run around the corner and I'll be back"- hustler
*calls hustler* *voice-mail*
" you flookey-pooked like you forgot I know where your momma lives"-idiot

by Thirstymango September 10, 2022

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021