The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise

an ironic story the jedi would not tell you

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."

by CC-8826 August 19, 2022

PlagueBearer

1)That which bears the plague.

2)He who Bears the Plague.

1)In the case of the black death, fleas were the plaguebearers.

2)PlagueBearer was talking about Orc Encampments the other day.

by Mimir September 23, 2003

Piggie Plague

A better and funnier name for the dreaded Swine Flu, or the H1N1 virus.

Mr. A: Watch out for the Piggie Plague!! AAARRGGH!!! It's got me!! uuuhhhhgghh!! *doesn't die, just falls asleep*

by JargonJunkie November 5, 2009

the Black Plague

Much like Bieber Fever, this nasty disease is a term to describe the new sensation created by 13-year YouTube phenomenom, Rebecca Black and her hit single, "Friday". How such an utterly untalented little shithead like Rebecca Black can get a record deal is beyond me, but I suppose if Justin Bieber can get famous, then so can she.

Rebecca Black fan: Screw Bieber Fever, I've got the Black Plague!

by PJ Queen April 3, 2011

Plague Rat

A hardcore fan of the musician Emilie Autumn. Not to be confused with a Muffin, who is a less active fan of her music.
They can often be found wearing corsets, drinking tea, crafting, or "spreading the Plague" aka advertising Miss Autumn's music to the world.
The also refer to themselves as inmates in "The Asylum"

Emilie Autumn: What time is it, Muffins?
Just normal muffins/fans: ...?
Plague Rats: TEA TIME!

by AsylumInmate December 6, 2009

Evisceration Plague

Evisceration Plague is the eleventh album by American death metal band Cannibal Corpse. The album was produced at Mana Recording Studios by Hate Eternal guitarist Erik Rutan. It was Released February 3 2009 And Was Recorded In 2008 at Mana Studios in St. Petersburg, Florida.

Bill: Have You Heard Cannibal Corpse's New Album Evisceration Plague?

Jimmy: Yeah Its AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

by HEADBANG ALL NIGHT LONG! July 22, 2009

black plague

A burning, unquenchable desire to have sex with a black person. Similar to Yellow Fever in that it is a racial sexual affinity.

Warren: I feel like stealing the pants from hot black girls.

JohnFitzgibbonsIII: You got the black plague.

Warren: I do.

by JohnFitzgibbonsIII July 4, 2006