Phoont

1. The sound of a well executed fart
2. a fart that gets buried in a couch or chair

dude, i plopped down on the couch and that phoont jumped up and strangled me!!!

by tc2112 December 12, 2008

Plonked off

Fall asleep all of a sudden and sleep like you haven't slept in 10 days

Katrina: Hey Becky, what happened to you last week?
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.

Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!

by gandalforever2008 June 4, 2013

Ploobadoof

The noise made when a large breasted woman undoes her pushup bra and lets her tits fall loose.

She's so top heavy her ploobadoofs measure on the Richter Scale

by GoggleboxUK May 12, 2015

plongitude

A platitude made for the express purpose of moving the conversation away from an uncomfortable topic.

"Tanya was bitching to me about her romantic problems, so I threw out a plongitude to get her to stop."

by dontfallinlovewithyourfriends November 16, 2015

plonf

When you can decide if you’re pubes are red brown or blonde

He’s fucking plonf

by pshshshsk May 5, 2020

Plobnurg

Awesome

Kevin won the game he is totally plobnurg!

by Maxandharveyarethebest June 2, 2020

Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person

"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"

by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014