pizzle offizzle

pissed off While Black..

1:Wassup wit dat bitch, dawg?
2:That bizzle be pizzle tha nizzle offizle

by Holla! September 28, 2003

Pizzle

A slang word for Pop, soda, cola, and any other fizzy drink of the sort.

"Hey Emily, do you want me to go get you a pizzle from WalMart?"

by Pizzle Princess June 5, 2009

Pizzle

A thing you yank to persuade someone to believe something that is not true, as a joke

"Are you yankin' my pizzle?"

by yo_zh March 5, 2025

Pizzle

The correct name for a Steer's penis is called a PIZZLE!!!

The horny steer sought out a female, smelled her from behind then mounted her and proceed to thrust his pizzle inside her!

by SummerNitez October 27, 2020

Pizzle Yanker

A phrase quite popular in medieval Bohemia. Somebody who yanks your pizzle, messes with you, pisses you off. Overall a joker or a prankster.

Hans: "What the hell, you damn pizzle yanker."
Henry: "Calm down, I'm just yanking your pizzle."

by whalefucker01 April 3, 2025

pizzled

being so puzzled you piss yourself

“i just pizzled myself”
“happens to the best of us”

by snail.lord October 1, 2022

pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017