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Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.
Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman
Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
by Doc October 26, 2003
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pet the kitty, piss off the kitty

The act of making someone happy just long enough to turn around and annoy them again, maintaining a balance that will keep the person around and under your thumb while still using and abusing them.
Her boss is playing pet the kitty, piss off the kitty with her, but she's catching on and about to walk out on his ass.
by wiccanferret October 28, 2008
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i am getting fucking pissed off

The process of expressing your extreme annoyance at something.
I am getting fucking pissed off the train is late today, is always fucking late and will probably be fucking late tomorrow!
by Uncle Wilf December 18, 2005
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pissing me the fuck off

totally pissed off to the nth power; so angry that you are about to do slap someone in the face but need to express it verbally instead.
YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF WITH THAT BULL SHIT SOBSTORY!!
by finewoman September 21, 2013
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pissed smooth the fuck off

Deep-rooted, deeply-seated (black) anger.
Regarding the LeBron James-Gisele Bundchen-Vogue-cover controversy, Jason Whitlock (Columnist for the Kansas City Star and FOXSports) writes:
I can barely keep up with when I'm supposed to be disappointed as opposed to offended as opposed to being pissed smooth the fuck off.
by rahess March 27, 2008
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Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.
Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!
by vinylmatt August 28, 2005
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