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Skiff Picnic

To unwittingly enjoy a picnic in a public park where dog walkers let their dogs poop on the grass. Despite their picking up the poop a fine layer of skiff will remain quietly and patiently waiting for you and your picnic.
Took the kids out at the weekend and ended up having a skiff picnic....
by Pippyjlong June 1, 2018
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Electric Picnic

Irish music festival, second biggest irish festival behind Oxegen. Or as wikipedia puts it ''Has received international acclaim as Irelands Glastonbury''
Unlike Oxegen it focuses on more than just music & drinking, often considered better by those who have gone to both as the crowd that attend it are big music lovers due to the nature of bands that get called to it. Whilst the bands that attend aren't nearly as big internationally as those that play at Oxegen, EP has carved a niche in showcasing diverse artists whilst still getting big band names.

Is seen by some as a ''rite of initiation'' into 3rd level education in Ireland whilst Oxegen holds the title for being the festival to attend after national exams ie Leaving Certificate.

Either ways 3 days with your friends, listening to music & camping in the back arse of nowhere can only bring good memories
Electric Picnic was set up in 2004 as a one day festival & has now become a 3day festival with previous years getting bands like
Chemical Brothers, Fatboy Slim, Seasick Steve, Elbow, Sigur Ros, Modest Mouse, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Imelda May, Klaxons, Mumford & Sons
(just to name some more popular artists from diverse genres)
by Dum1&Dum2 May 22, 2011
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The Forbidden Picnic

Conan O'Brien's favorite sexual position, presumably involving a picnic table and a basket of delectable delights.
We were out on a sunny park date, when Jennifer asked me to perform The Forbidden Picnic.
I had no idea what to do, but I rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it's random contents.
by Gnawrly September 8, 2011
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Pittsburgh Picnic

Pittsburgh Picnic This is an outing or occasion that involves meeting on a beach under the moonlight with the sole intent of the man to receive oral sex and conversely the sole intent of the female to perform oral sex. The co-originators of the Pittsburgh Picnic are two Pittsburgh area natives. One evening after a specific romantic encounter of this nature in Venice, Florida the two friends decided that a special name was need for these late-light rendezvous...hence the Pittsburgh Picnic was birthed....an homage to their Western PA roots and favorite summer pastimes.
I had a Pittsburgh Picnic at The Jetty last night. How about we have a Pittsburgh picnic when you scome back to visit for Christmas break.
by Dexxxter June 29, 2018
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Sonic Picnic

get a pickup truck, steal a picnic table from a park or something, put it in the bed of the truck, and go to sonic in a car stall and order. Sonic picnic.
Me and that JiggaBoo Jamal stole a park table and a pickup truck and had one hell of a sonic picnic
by NIggers ARe not equal July 10, 2010
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picnic crew

a group of Daddy's girls, who only ever wear Billabong or other various surf wear, although the nearest they have been to surfing are their yearly trips to California, where they enjoy pretending to be the fictional cast of 'The O.C'
normal people:'NAAARRRRG! THE PICNIC CREW!! RUN AWAY!!!'

chavs: 'Skin 'em lads.'

greebos: 'They're like me...but...neat...how do they get their hair so clean??'

adults:'Spoilt little sh*ts.'
by happi_hippi October 4, 2005
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poofter's picnic

A poofter's picnic is a place you might be in when noone else is around.
"This place is a poofter's picnic, there's no cunt here."
by marlboroman May 3, 2005
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