A user of the widely popular social-networking website Myspace.com who has created an account with very limited and/or false information so that other users can not determine who this person really is, but lets the creator of the account view and check up on other myspacers secretly.
Harold: My old friend came up to me at the bar and told me all this stuff he read about me, but could have only read on Myspace. He's not on my buddy list, and he said he doesn't use myspace even.
Kumar: It's obvious he's one of those phantom myspacers.
Kumar: It's obvious he's one of those phantom myspacers.
by Mark Simon September 20, 2008
Get the phantom myspacer mug.A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.
- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
by greenlectern September 1, 2010
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Situation where an individual claims an act as being random, when in reality the outcome has deliberately been modified to produce controlled results.
(Settlers of Catan game)
Player #1: So are we gonna set up this board randomly?
Player #2: Ya of course, just make sure there's a six on brick, i never get enough of that stuff.
Player #1: Dude what is this? plandom??
Player #1: So are we gonna set up this board randomly?
Player #2: Ya of course, just make sure there's a six on brick, i never get enough of that stuff.
Player #1: Dude what is this? plandom??
by legitgranite August 22, 2011
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Get the phantom gold mug.The feeling you get when a fire monster is trying to kill you with the help of a red haired person in a gas mask after you woke up from a coma in the 80s while the man who sold the world is playing and the guy who was going to give you plastic surgery dies by being strangled by a person who was sent to kill you and you escape even though they were chasing you on a fire Pegasus
by WTFamidoingwithmylife April 21, 2017
Get the Phantom Pain mug.the five days of extreme bitchiness, usually associated with the female menstruation cycle, that mysteriously occurs in pregnant females, menopausal women, or off usual cycle times in regular females. Also known as a ghost rag.
J: Do you know if Reba is having a boy or girl?
B: Who cares, shes being a real bitch today!
J: Oh she must be on her phantom rag.
B: Who cares, shes being a real bitch today!
J: Oh she must be on her phantom rag.
by Jay & B August 1, 2008
Get the phantom rag mug.A phantom shift is when you have a friend clock in for you and you don't show up all day but still get paid
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