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phantom fingers

When you've typed your password on your keyboard countless times so that your not paying attention and it's in your muscle memory, that's phantom fingers.
When you've done your locker combination so many times that youre not entirely sure what the combination is but you know how your hand moves that's phantom fingers.
Kid A: "So how did your date go with Lisa?"

Kid B: "It was fine. I fingered her, but i've done it so many times I've just got phantom fingers for her man."

Kid A: "...I could do it for you..."
by bangbang973 December 21, 2010
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phantom poo

When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!
Woah, so freaky. I just had a phantom poo!
by cool_penguin_0 February 6, 2005
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phantom jizz

this is where your jacking off and when you climax your so into it with your eyes rolled in the back of your head, you know you felt the jizz shoot from your dick but now you cant find where it went. and your frantically searching everywhere because you dont want your parents to accidentally find it.
by 02tacomaman October 5, 2011
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phantom text

A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.

A texting miscarriage.
Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."
by VeryReliableSource August 6, 2009
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phantom jam

An office or home printer that "jams", but there is no real printer jam. A phantom jam can be extremely frustrating in re-occurrences, resulting in the urge to drop-kick the printer out the window. The movie Office Space depicts a phantom jam, where the printer in question is later destroyed.
Printer jam? There is no printer jam! Piece of **** phantom jam!
by FrostyBB July 9, 2010
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Pancon

The product from placing a freshly cooked piece of bacon into cooking pancake batter allowing a delicious combination of sweet and meat.
What would you like for breakfast, Johnny?

PANCONS!!!!
by Awilent ocnj January 16, 2011
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Pancocky

A slight variation of the Japanese art of 'Bukkake'; Where multiple male participants ejaculate on a womans face. The twist occurs when one or multiple people proceed to slap the woman with a fresh batch of hot cakes (with or without syrup). The woman can choose to eat the pancakes if she pleases.
You, Me, 12 other dudes and Aunt Jemima. Its Pancocky time baby!
by Papa Pearso April 27, 2011
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