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peters township redneck

a guy from peters that drives a pick up truck and probably has an instagram name that isn’t his actual name tends to post pictures of the deer he has killed and tends to wear loose baggy jeans with work boots and flannels to school and everywhere else might wear baseball hats a lot and probably does yard work for a part time job

though this may sound like your typical redneck, this type of redneck is very different it’s a PETERS TOWNSHIP redneck
that peters township redneck posted some videos of his truck with some super bad country music playing in the background on his snap story the other day
by janetjanetsquared July 31, 2018
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John Peterson

A great war hero turned soldier of fortune, John Peterson was a strapping young soldier who took part in the Vietnam war. However, after becoming disillusioned with the war, he moved on to become a soldier of fortune, fighting as a mercenary for those who paid the highest sum. This took him on to numerous adventures all around the globe, so much so that he has become viewed as a 'Indiana Jones' type figure amongst those who know and know of him.

Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
women: "oh my, John Peterson is such a hunk!"

guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
by anonymous anonyman January 19, 2013
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Doeseph Peters

Trying to turn a 2 or more person friend group in to a orgy party.
Dillon strop trying to Doeseph Peters with me, Tyler, Bryan, Jimmy, Robbie
by Luke “Daddy” Hansen May 15, 2019
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Elijah Peterson

A Kid who is Extremely dumb and lazy with little to no work effort, he always plays on his phone in any class he is in because he doesn't care if his future involves a McDonald's drive thru for 25 years
Who that elijah peterson kid is really dumb, so much so that he just might be a freshmen for years to come
by SkoolShooter November 22, 2019
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Judy Peterson

A 69 year old teacher (no cap fr), she is deaf and horny. she also is going blind. she hates all her students and likes to abuse them. She also claims to be a gamer, but i call bull.
Bill: oh my gosh she is so deaf i called her Judy Peterson and she didnt hear me
by Mrs Capinigro March 25, 2022
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Peteuse

A woman who is exceptionally skilled at letting out farts. She farts for an audience of kinky men and sells her videos online.
Person 1: I need a girl like Peteuse. She can fart for like 20 seconds at a time.

Person 2: alright man well imma head out now
by 23ty23 September 15, 2019
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Peter Peterson

Oh wow that man is surely a Peter Peterson!
by Bubba Cheeks November 3, 2009
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