perk pussy

Perk pussy is when a female who is either on a perk.( word can be used for non users

like me too) gets so relaxed and horny she bendable and flexable for hours and she stay hot and wet..

My girls off a perk tonight so I know I'm getting me sum Perk pussy!

by Tsunade Nworb September 16, 2023

perk friend

" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.

Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.

by Jayeverell August 22, 2021

geekin off the perks

When a person refers to themselves as "geekin off the perks" they are usually referring to being very studious like and nerdy looking while, simultaneously not losing all sens of their self worth. Similar to saying "off the perks" but more nuanced. Do not get these two phrases mixed up. When someone announces that they are "geekin off the perks" most of the time they haven't taken any drugs or they are still on the perks.

While me and my friends were talking in a group chat I kept getting the urge to spam them with a picture of one of our favorite twitch streamers. This behavior was out of place and threw the conversation off so I said "sorry guys, I am geekin off the perks" as an explanation for my previous behavior.

by Sir.silk August 25, 2023

perks and pain

top 5 airport player of all time perks and pain is the best

perks and pain how are u doing on this fine evening of April

by dietolive April 29, 2022

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!

Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

central perk

Where the f.r.i.e.n.d.s hang out all of the time in the best tv show of all time. Where Rachel Green and Ross Geller have their first kiss.

Chandler: Hey Joey, wanna go hang out at central perk with pheebs, Rachel and Monica?
Joey: What about Ross?
Chandler: Oh yeah, forgot about him...

by DaRealBookworm April 15, 2020

Off the perks

Used to describe someone talking shit or being dumb

"Bro you had 1 to many sips of speed colo you off the perks"

by Nigga man 30000 July 17, 2021