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Console Peasant

People who can't accept the superiority of Pc and will blatantly lie about Pc gamers and not accept opinions about Pc entirely. They would mostly have the names "PS5GAMER2012". Most of these people are at the young age of 8-14 or younger, which is worse.
Console Peasant - "I think my console is better and uh pc sucks and console is better because in console its powerful"
Average PC Gamer - "Well, console has downsides Pc gamers don't have."
Console Peasant - "ew, get out pc peasant."
Average PC Gamer - "I'd find you as a console peasant. Now learn about Pc and know that we have more power with you no matter how many lies you make about us."
by im a dictionary man October 1, 2018
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dirty peasant

The old man that sits on the edge of the bench and asks you how your day was.
When you get off the bench you realize that he is collecting dog shit .

Life is not what it seemed to be child...
"How was your day?"
"Eeww get away you dirty peasant!!"
by ThatWierdoInTheCorner March 24, 2017
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peasant features

Possessing facial features common among poor rural people, such as receding chins, lazy eyes, low brows, horsey face, etc. Possibly the result of centuries of living in a shallow gene pool.
What do you think about Raylene?" "Are you serious? She has no chin. She totally has peasant features.
by Jimbo E. November 22, 2011
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peasant fauxtography

Dreadful, over and under exposed, out of focus, badly lit and composed photos that the perpetrator thinks are excellent.
Peasant fauxtographer: Wow! My photos are just so good I should be a pro.

gutterminky: Is that pro as in prostitute?
Perhaps you should think about another career, like suicide, rather than producing peasant fauxtography which is utter garbage and shameful.
by gutterminky June 1, 2014
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village peasant

Someone who thinks there wonderful and above everyone else has no comphehion lives in a village where eveyone is simple
Wow you really are a village peasant
by Tiggs June 6, 2018
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Console Peasant

A Console Peasant is a console gamer that says random crap about Anti-PC Gaming. Most console peasant facts are wrong. Just watch Bullet Bary's console peasant quotes videos then you'll see what i mean.
You PC gamers always call us Console Peasants, you guys are just jealous that consoles perform better than PC's
by regaljeg April 18, 2019
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peasant hands

a brittle, bony, cold, scrawny, lifeless, sweaty hand
"Get your peasant hand away from my FACE!!!"

"I would let him touch my vagina but his peasant hands deterred me away"

"Brad has peasant hands"

"He has a bad case of peasant hands"
by Big_N'_Tasty May 21, 2010
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