Peak Evolution

The top of the bell curve in the evolution of man. The point in time at which the betterment of each generation over the previous one ceases to occur, and the species begins to backslide toward stupidity. Peak Evolution occurs when morons procreate faster than the enlightened.
The 2016 election would someday be seen as tangible evidence of peak evolution.
by The Jeff S February 05, 2017
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rah peak

That is really bad
That is rah peak
by Sammywam wan November 18, 2017
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squaddy peak

when someone swings you in valorant and they automatically crouch
oh my god he fucking squaddy peaked me
by Cherry boi January 04, 2023
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peak okay

/pi k/ /əʊˈkeɪ/

adjective: peak okay // to describe something at its maximum potential but not especially good or amazing
"the food was peak okay, im satisfied, but not enough for a second round"
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Ballmer peak

A supposed "peak" in programming ability caused by alcohol. The term was coined by an XKCD web comic: http://xkcd.com/323/. The phrase is in reference to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, who generally acts pretty crazy, much like an angry drunk, and hence the alcohol joke.

Somewhat ironically, Ballmer never wrote any production code while at Microsoft. His background is in business rather than engineering, though he is renowned for his ability to perform difficult mathematical calculations mentally.
I finished that programming assignment in one night thanks to the Ballmer Peak.

Man, they really must have overshot the Ballmer Peak when they wrote Vista.
by colonel forbin's ascent September 10, 2008
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Peak Fiction

What Morbius is
Bro have you seen peak fiction

Of course and I loved when he said I gonna MORB
by yomomfat June 18, 2022
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