Patrick is a sexy legend with a huge penis and great in bed. He pleases all the girls sexually and when girls hear his name they get wet he is very humble and has great hair. He only likes girls not men or transgenders
by Me me me me me me me January 9, 2018
Get the Patrick mug.A sexy boy who likes to eat pie and has a cheeky dog called Flambambony. He likes big tummys because it means they have food and he likes food. All the girls love him and nibble his nose
Billybob: 'Oh my gosh, it's God!'
Tillytot: 'No, that's Patrick. But their sexiness is easily mistaken'
Billybob: 'WOAH!'
Tillytot: 'No, that's Patrick. But their sexiness is easily mistaken'
Billybob: 'WOAH!'
by pquinn November 6, 2012
Get the Patrick mug.1. A cute, loveable, sweet, man hunk that if you ever let go of, you'll regret.
2. One of the sweetest gay gingers you'll ever meet
3. The type of gay guy that everyone is shocked when he comes out of the closet, despite showing hundreds of signs, which causes more girls to ask him out than usual.
4. Type of guy that every girl and guy loves to flirt with. Half the time, he's oblivious. It makes it so much fun, because he's so much more cute that way!
5. Irish and likely Scottish name, commonly given to males. A Saint has this name.
2. One of the sweetest gay gingers you'll ever meet
3. The type of gay guy that everyone is shocked when he comes out of the closet, despite showing hundreds of signs, which causes more girls to ask him out than usual.
4. Type of guy that every girl and guy loves to flirt with. Half the time, he's oblivious. It makes it so much fun, because he's so much more cute that way!
5. Irish and likely Scottish name, commonly given to males. A Saint has this name.
1. Jack: I think Patrick just broke up with me....
Lorraine: Really? Boy, you lost a damn nice piece of ass!
2. 3. Audrey: I wish Patrick was straight, I mean, he's so sweet!
Patricia: He's gay? My god, how'd that happen?
Rory: Patricia, it's like he tells everyone, "He's always been gay"
Audrey: Time to add that to the list of girls that think Patrick's straight
2. 3. 4. Jasmine: I just flirted with Patrick!
Adam: Really, how did it go?
Jasmine: He thought I was just being friendly.
Adam: How so?
Jasmine: When I tried to kiss him, he told me he just wants to be friends.
Adam: Why? You're a great girl!
Jasmine: He told me he's gay...
Adam: Really? I better go get some of that!
Lorraine: Really? Boy, you lost a damn nice piece of ass!
2. 3. Audrey: I wish Patrick was straight, I mean, he's so sweet!
Patricia: He's gay? My god, how'd that happen?
Rory: Patricia, it's like he tells everyone, "He's always been gay"
Audrey: Time to add that to the list of girls that think Patrick's straight
2. 3. 4. Jasmine: I just flirted with Patrick!
Adam: Really, how did it go?
Jasmine: He thought I was just being friendly.
Adam: How so?
Jasmine: When I tried to kiss him, he told me he just wants to be friends.
Adam: Why? You're a great girl!
Jasmine: He told me he's gay...
Adam: Really? I better go get some of that!
by entertwinedTangents June 20, 2011
Get the Patrick mug.The sweetest guy in the world. All the girls want him because he's just that awesome. He doesn't have to fight them off because his girlfriend does it for him. Is often associated with Patrick Star from Spongebob.
by GoodyTwoShoes5 June 9, 2011
Get the Patrick mug.Girl 1: Wow, that Patrick is SO Cocky.
Girl 2: Yeah, but hes really funny!
Girl 1: I know! We should SO go out.
Girl 2: I wanna go out with him too!
Girl 1: Bitch, Back off!
Patrick: Ladies, ladies... I already have a girl, her name is Jasmine.
Girl 2: Yeah, but hes really funny!
Girl 1: I know! We should SO go out.
Girl 2: I wanna go out with him too!
Girl 1: Bitch, Back off!
Patrick: Ladies, ladies... I already have a girl, her name is Jasmine.
by no-one-you-know. January 28, 2010
Get the Patrick mug.by oneofthebest April 4, 2010
Get the Patrick mug.So basically a Patrick is the most sexy beast you will ever see in your life he also has a massive cock and likes girls with fit asses he will make even the most loyal girls cheat on you without a second thought he makes girls aroused with only his voice which is deep and impressively sexy
Person 1: bro I’m so sad my girl cheated on me
Person 2: ah too bad bro, with who
Person 1: Patrick
Person 2: well then that means you have no chance of getting her back
Person 2: ah too bad bro, with who
Person 1: Patrick
Person 2: well then that means you have no chance of getting her back
by Blak jezuz November 24, 2018
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