Cunt Pasty

A vagina that is particularly dry and flakey

"No, she wasn't great, I went down to sample some vertical sandwich and I ended up face-to-face with a cunt pasty"

by Hawke Eye November 10, 2009

smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland October 8, 2015

Nasty pasty

Means ur an absolute dick

Hey he's a eidiot

Yes he's a nasty pasty

by swyr07 June 30, 2019

Trout pasty

A woman who suffers badly from Thrush so her pasty (vagina) smells of fish which has a hard crusty look to it!

Tracy couldnt wear enough perfume to cover the aroma rising from her trout pasty

by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017

Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.

Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!

by JackFrogs December 9, 2021

pasty fart

Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.

"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"

by tinylittleacorn October 29, 2017

Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009