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parachute

The act of ingesting a powdered drug wrapped in toilet paper or another similar kind of thin paper so as to avoid the nasty taste of the substance. Another use for this method is for the drug to suppousedly "hit your system faster" which is not always the case.
I accidentally crushed a bean(MDMA), and i didn't want to snort it or waste it, so i decided to parachute it.
by d.roc January 4, 2007
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Paraculo

- A smartass (someone who is obnoxiously self-assured)
- A cunning opportunist individual, sly in taking advantage of the social mechanisms that govern the world without showing it. Servile and brown noser towards power
- A Conman, someone who conducts a confidence game: who defrauds someone after winning his trust.
- "You are a big PARACULO!"
(You are a plain conman!)

- "...paraculo"
(you, smartass...)
by arugula1 December 20, 2012
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Golden Parachute Punk

A CEO who gets a fat paycheck after running a company into the ground.
Marge lost her 401K and all her company stock was worthless but the Golden Parachute Punk who drove the company into bankruptcy got a severance package of 20 million...the douche.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Parachute Pills

Basically take one or two sheets of toilet paper and place the pill or pills inside of the toilet paper. You can use a lighter to crush the pill or pills inside the toilet paper or a mortar and pestle outside of the toilet paper and then place the powder inside the sheet. You then fold then excess toilet paper around the crushed pill powder, swallow the ball and thus the paper dissolves and the crushed pill powder will hit your stomach and be processed faster because it is already broken down itself.
Instead of swallowing his pills with water, he will Parachute Pills by crushing a tablet between sheets of toilet paper to swallow, making the medication work faster.
by JukeJointJunkie May 25, 2014
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parade pretty

When a female soldier is standing at ease in front of a male NCO or non commissioned officer and she pops her hip out and angles her leg toward the male. The act is usually performed by a female trainee to get attention of a male drill sergeant.
-female drill sgt- Pvt. Smith, we stand at parade rest, not parade pretty. Drill SGT Davis does not want your ass!
-female trainee- YES DRILL SGT!
by missAmandaintheATL December 22, 2008
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the black parade

The black parade is rumored to be the title of the latest album by My Chemical Romance, which is due out on Oct. 23 in the UK and Oct. 24 in the US. It is alternately rumored to be the first single off the as-yet-unnamed album. The website blackparade.com has a ghostly image of the members of My Chemical Romance in the background and offers t-shirts that read "we are the black parade."
Fans of My Chemical Romance are going crazy trying to figure out what the black parade is.
by theHarbinger August 20, 2006
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welcome to the black parade

The first (and best) single off of the album The Black Parade by a band called My Chemical Romance.Its about this paient who is about to die (he dies later on in the song..........he has cancer) When he dies he joins The Black Parade
best song ever!!!
Person 1:"Have you heard welcome to the black parade???"

Person :2 "yea is the best song in the world!!!"

Person 1 & 2: "Lets go to projekt revolution!!!!!!!"
by Lola ♥ September 20, 2007
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