What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
Get the Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitchmug. shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021
Get the shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )mug. Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.
by Lapmeister March 24, 2023
Get the Packet Merchantmug. Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 19, 2024
Get the Colorado Ketchup Packetmug. Tony: "Dude I was eating Miranda's ass and she farted in my mouth!"
Pedro: "Damn, she fr hit you with a flavor packet."
Pedro: "Damn, she fr hit you with a flavor packet."
by nubski May 1, 2024
Get the flavor packetmug. by Someone who doesn't know you October 8, 2010
Get the Took The Fag Out The Packetmug. by LocalGeary January 5, 2022
Get the Packetmug.