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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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packet tracer

> we started using packet tracer at school

> rip your happiness soul and will to live
by yeehwa November 30, 2021
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implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".
New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007
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Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out
“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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Your on the packet

Person 1: ayo I tapped kelsie last night
Person 2: nah bro your on the packet
by Ducks aren't real November 26, 2021
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