Satan's Playground

1. A place where the community's lowest common demoninator go to purchase items such as guns, ammo, knives, chainsaws, hammers, and groceries. The one place where you cannot purchase any music that has what their corporate masters believe to be offensive language.

2. Walmart.

Bubba #1: "Damn, I gots to get me some ammo so I can shoot something to cook tomorrow."
Bubba #2: "Dis late at night, you gots to get your ass down to the Walmart."
Bubba #1: "Satan's Playground? Hells Yeah! I can get me some Blue Ribbon and find me a fat hog to try to find my dick tonight."

Satan's Playground by The DGNR8 January 11, 2013

haunted playground 

A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.

"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."

haunted playground by Compel January 4, 2018

Corona playground 

A playground located in Ramat - Gan, Israel.

Got its name after a godly creature drank a bottle of Corona there.

Oh my god! Let's go to the Corona playground! I heard it's a cool place to chill in.

Corona playground by LordAvishoosh September 19, 2018

Salty Playground 

A bunch of bitter bitches that can’t get along on the playground (game)!

So much salt on the playground! What is your salt level? Find out on the Salty Playground.

Salty Playground by Salty Host November 26, 2018

Pot Playground 

In the woods behind AB is a few tires hanging from chains wired to trees. And there’s also a bench there, with a bunch of drawings on the trees.

People go to pot playground to do drugs

Pot Playground by Dr. Doobage February 17, 2019

Local PlayGround 

A great place for pedofiles

Bob went to the local playground even though he has no kids

Local PlayGround by Detective Axew October 29, 2019

SEXUAL PLAYGROUND 

A very legal place to have any consenting ADULT SEX ACT.

A very aggressive HAWKS bird of ASSERTION.

The CLEANING ROOMS shall now grow by leaps and bounds as they are the perfect SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The HAWKS bird will chase you into this SEXUAL PLAYGROUND to get the message.

SEXUAL PLAYGROUND by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021