Oprah Tote 

The Oprah tote is a reusable tote bag filled with goodies, both full size and sample size products, food etc. that is given away once a year. There are 5000 totes given away.

Is it that time of year again ??? Must I come out of my shell....is there a new oprah tote on the horizon.. please do tell... I am nuts over the oprah tote !!!

Example 2 (lyrics from The Oprah Tote Song)

Its not that we don't care,
We just KNOW that the totes are there!
so we keep waiting (waitin!)
waiting on the Oprah totes to come!

Oprah Tote by PhoebesMeow February 23, 2008

oprah winfrey 

Great big fat blackassed heifer who is getting pretty old and obsolete like that dork Phil Donahue whom she replaced.

Oprah on! Oprah on! Oprah Oprah Oprah on! The Oprah Winfrey Show flat out ON!!!

oprah winfrey by Candice G. May 19, 2007

Oprah Tits 

Defining ones womans larg breast

damn shes got some big fat sweaty oprah tits.

Oprah Tits by jihad shakkakaklalala May 8, 2006

Oprah Day 

A day that you thought would be a nice day to hang out with your gf/bf, and maybe have a little fun, but instead you hang out and put up with their friends, and waste the whole day and do absolutely nothing, like watch oprah. The same as a Duncan Day

I thought today was going to be a good day to hang out with my girlfriend, but instead it became an oprah day.

Oprah Day by Nick Larkey April 1, 2005

Oprah Beers 

... any time two or more men drink alcohol during the afternoon on a weekday, while there spouses are distracted by Oprah.

Walter: Hey Larry whats your wife doing?
Larry: The usual.
Walter Wanna go for Oprah Beers?
Larry: You Bet!

Oprah Beers by Larry Eienstien June 20, 2007

oprah winfrey 

Oprah hates white people and is so condesending. She appears to be an overweight, angry, black woman who hates whites. She supports only black causes and has white servants. Why do people praise this racist, hateful woman? The ignorant masses seem hypnotized by her. It is amazing she can be so rude to whites and so exclusive with blacks while if a white person did this she would be fired and ridiculed. Causcasians, wake up and watch, observe her tone, her choices, and her causes! They do not include you and they are actually offending you. Be aware, she says there are no blacks in commercials, but watch, over half of all commercials have African Americans.

My name is Queen Oprah, and I am taking questions. "Yes, white trash, what insignificant tripe do you have to add"?
"Oh my black Nubian princess, tell us your wise input, after this dumb white bitch is finished talking".
"I will spend my billions to support black children in Africa and all black causes, just watch whitey! By the way, cracker, what size chains would fit you?"
My name is Oprah Winfrey and all my movies, plays, commercials and distinguised speakers are black, because we are better than honkey.
My choices will support only African American intelligent people, I will choose white speakers who make us look better, because we, the blacks are better than you!

oprah winfrey by Jenna2810 May 17, 2007

Oprah Titties

Huge mamory glands, otherwise known as large breasts.

She got some big old Oprah Titties!!

Oprah Titties by G mannn May 24, 2006