one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 5, 2024

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Get the one up the bum, no harm donemug.

One finger up

One finger up implies they want you just too scared to say it

A girl sent me a photo with one finger up

by Jenifer123 April 27, 2023

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Get the One finger upmug.

one up feenix

a member of one up clan who hits all of his sniper shots until that one does miss

yo don!'t one up feenix a hunting rifle because he will clap you

by YTone_up_gamer October 28, 2020

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Get the one up feenixmug.

next one up

you know you're going to be next person to be successful in (anything); a feeling of greatness/determination/certainty

Person 1: Hey, you're really good at this.
Person 2: yeah, I'm the next one up

by kwjg42 August 27, 2023

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Get the next one upmug.

One up wolf

She gets non stop dubs because cause she Is a gamer but if she looses she will howl like a wolf

One up wolf is really in love with one up gamer

by YTone_up_gamer September 9, 2020

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Get the One up wolfmug.

stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’

by mrbruceman December 13, 2022

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