Someone whose self esteem is so low that they feel the need to post half naked photos of themselves as their default pics on social networking websites in order to get people to look at them.
I thought he was weird until I saw his facebook....he actually took a half naked pic of himself and used it as his profile. Now I just think he's a TOOL!!!
by tool slapper September 02, 2010
by NickKentucky November 30, 2010
Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
by pseudonym135 October 14, 2011
One who thinks highly of themselves, and possibly the close circle of "friends" they surround themselves with. Also typically used for something such as; a car, money, sex, alcohol, drugs,etc; yet are completely unaware of their tool-like qualities. Find it attractive to wear extremely tight t-shirt whether actual muscular definition is in fact there or not. Find it needed to add unnecessary words and syllables to their flamboyant vocabulary, such as "Dude, dude, dude! check.it.out." On occasion are known to have completely ridiculous tattoos of utterly stupid objects or symbols, that little to no meaning to them or anyone else, in any way shape or form.
Tools:
Nima Zigahmi
Ashkon Firefighter wanna-be with a gay tattoo
We'll get back to you on more. But for now. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Nima Zigahmi
Ashkon Firefighter wanna-be with a gay tattoo
We'll get back to you on more. But for now. Be afraid, be very afraid.
by Calls em as I sees em November 12, 2010
A tool is a word that was created for the purpose to insult someone so badly, yet without swearing.
A tool means you are the exact opposite of a hard wear tool because you are useless and sell me in 2k and COD
Arjoon: You are a tool why tf are you selling me and dropping at train station
*Arjoon talking to himself bc he's a tool*: whoopsie daisy I'm sorry
A tool means you are the exact opposite of a hard wear tool because you are useless and sell me in 2k and COD
Arjoon: You are a tool why tf are you selling me and dropping at train station
*Arjoon talking to himself bc he's a tool*: whoopsie daisy I'm sorry
by you_are_a_tool October 05, 2020
People that go to the gym and wear cutoffs to flaunt their muscles when there is nothing or next to nothing there. These tools can often be found looking at themselves in the mirror giving a nonchalant flex every now and then to make sure they are still "ripped". Can be found in large packs at any college weight room. Often listen to their rap music while lifting, throwing out the rapper hand everytime their favorite part of the song comes up.
Kid 1: "Why is that kid wearing a cutoff when he isn't even that big?"
Kid 2: "O its cause he is a tool"
Kid 2: "O its cause he is a tool"
by Will Monte May 29, 2010