by Stalker_99 June 29, 2018
by Ralexmonster January 21, 2011
by marissalovesrandy<3 April 24, 2008
by ernestcapalla August 21, 2007
a ghostly duck.
someone who doesn't have internet and nothing better to do so he jacks off in his closet, then when someone walks in he says there was a ghost, and he left his ectoplasm all over the walls.
someone who doesn't have internet and nothing better to do so he jacks off in his closet, then when someone walks in he says there was a ghost, and he left his ectoplasm all over the walls.
josh:"randy wtf have you been doing in here?!"
randy"it was a ghost, i swear! And he left his ectoplasm!"
randy"it was a ghost, i swear! And he left his ectoplasm!"
by ?!?! May 08, 2008
A lovable guy who just does'nt know how to FUCK OFF. This individual also believes gummy bears will climb all over his body and molest him thoroughly at nite when he sleeps and that if he sits on a toilet a hand will come up to tickle his leathery chode so he squats on the toilet every time. This individual also fakes handicap by claiming he is a chronic masturbator and cannot work but really is just a horny fuck and makes cord bracelets while he whacks it in public. This individual also hates any member of the powerful Koontz clan and their dreaded homosexual walrus-like sea monster the Shnagglepuss and plots how to bring about their downfall via deadly homosexual pranks. Finally Randy usually wears glasses and likes watching true blood with a cold beer in one hand a thumb up his ass from his other hand while dressed as prince (complete with glitter.) Various aliases are: cheeseburger walrus, inflatable elvis, THE fuck off artist, Bobandi
What the fuck ese' stop whackin it every time you see vampires on tv man its weird fuck off!?
Hey how bout you fuck off randy ya cheeseburger walrus!
Hey i heard randys off da cheesburgas?! Bro mothafuckas wit gutz like dat aint ooooff da cheeseburgas know what im sayin? mothafuckas wit gutz like dat are definetly oooon da cheezburgaz like randy's ass
Hey how bout you fuck off randy ya cheeseburger walrus!
Hey i heard randys off da cheesburgas?! Bro mothafuckas wit gutz like dat aint ooooff da cheeseburgas know what im sayin? mothafuckas wit gutz like dat are definetly oooon da cheezburgaz like randy's ass
by chapterblack January 12, 2013
by McNasty! April 01, 2007