The Houston Astros have been swept again in the playoffs!
The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope
The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope
by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003
Get the Houston Astrosmug. 1.A flying U.F-111.O over the Free Tibet Chinese territory
2.A Houston Cap Carnaveral hippie freak aeronautical engineer
3.The meaniest motherfucker bombardier flying saucer in the sky ever... dropping bombs and shit on our people
2.A Houston Cap Carnaveral hippie freak aeronautical engineer
3.The meaniest motherfucker bombardier flying saucer in the sky ever... dropping bombs and shit on our people
Abwoat:
"The shit on me, the President is a true Astro-American, look at him on this photo wearing that Navy blue suit!"
Coastello:
"Sure, that dude can do the job, he can shit our shit everywhere on this planet, right in the fuck!"
"The shit on me, the President is a true Astro-American, look at him on this photo wearing that Navy blue suit!"
Coastello:
"Sure, that dude can do the job, he can shit our shit everywhere on this planet, right in the fuck!"
by Slangherinthenight May 18, 2008
Get the Astro-Americanmug. Shitty ass team that cheats in order to win. Everett never tagged Molina at 2nd base and knew he didn't but agreed with the umpire's call. Fuck you Everett. I hope your balls get chewed off by an elephant. I'm glad you lost to the White Sox and want to assure you that you'll never get to the World Series again.
by fuckhouston December 28, 2005
Get the Houston Astrosmug. A slang term used to describe anal sex. "Astro" refers to Astroglide, a popular personal lubricant generally required for anal sex, and "Livin" refers to a way of life.
by Wicked Slayer January 12, 2009
Get the astro livinmug. Looking like you're working, with no chance of any kind of productivity.
A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.
A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.
Eric: Hey, Dan is working hard on those business processes.
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?
by BlueLew January 14, 2010
Get the Taking Astro for a Walkmug. Astro Time is the time after 3 am in the morning, when no braincells are working anymore, so you basically talk garbage and go on autopilot. After Astro Time started you can't be held accountable for anything you say or do anymore, because you are literally becoming a dolphin and being only half conscious.
After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?
E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.
This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.
(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?
E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.
This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.
(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
"It's officially 3 am. That means we gonna wrap it up folks. No more spending time in the strip club, because I can't spend my money thoughtfully anymore. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro
"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
by Astro_logical_astrologist November 23, 2021
Get the Astro Timemug. A character created by the Japanese game developer Team ASOBI, first appearing in the 2016 title "Playroom VR" before making his debut in "Astro Bot Rescue Mission" in 2018.
As of 2023, he is used as the de-facto mascot for PlayStation and especially the PS5 and PSVR systems, to which he is native to, appearing in PSVR promotional material and even on Sony Japan's "CurioStep" education initiative. You can also find him on the PlayStation 404 page in every country (sans Japan).
His most recent game, "Astro's Playroom" is dedicated towards the history of PlayStation, with references to past games, hardware and even ideation of the console scattered in every nook and cranny of the platformer, giving most of its players glowing impressions. He is due for a new game soon, although no news has been confirmed as of now.
Also, both his appearance and attitude are extremely saccharine. Just look at him!
As of 2023, he is used as the de-facto mascot for PlayStation and especially the PS5 and PSVR systems, to which he is native to, appearing in PSVR promotional material and even on Sony Japan's "CurioStep" education initiative. You can also find him on the PlayStation 404 page in every country (sans Japan).
His most recent game, "Astro's Playroom" is dedicated towards the history of PlayStation, with references to past games, hardware and even ideation of the console scattered in every nook and cranny of the platformer, giving most of its players glowing impressions. He is due for a new game soon, although no news has been confirmed as of now.
Also, both his appearance and attitude are extremely saccharine. Just look at him!
by zycone September 26, 2023
Get the Astro Botmug.