owns

v: Possessing a deed to one's ass

Hamburglar: "Come robble my knobble."

"That statement owns meh"

by Gohei February 27, 2004

owned

getting beaten in a worse than sad nature

Dude, you just got owned, I saw it, freaking owned!

by soulraiser44 April 22, 2005

OWNED!

n. When one is completely submissive (i.e., "the bitch") to another in a conflict

Lin completely OWNED! Joe the other day with a bombardment of pillows. Joe went home without his masculinity.

by T. Pizzle September 29, 2006

owned

To have at some point possessed something or had it in your possession. Or if you're a nerd, you use it after you've insulted or tried to show yourself better than someone, in hopes that they will actually care.

I owned him like a Negro slave.

by The White Knight of the Mystical Dragon Cave September 16, 2005

own

To be l33ter than someone or something. To be better. To own. To rape.

"Wow, I owned in that paintball game."

by MF September 02, 2002

owned

used in chatroom fights owned basically means you are his/her bitch

"yo i owned you hours ago"

by Garseys March 18, 2006

OWNED

The word used to describe when I rock you. Also, I use it to describe when other people get rocked by other people. There are many variations of 'owned': viciously owned, severely owned, OWNED!!!, OOOOOOWNED!!, and others. Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

::I rock someone like I always do.::

Me: You just got OOOOOOWNED!!!!
Them: ...stfu..
Me: Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

by Seb The Lodge Minnesota February 22, 2004