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A Nurse Purse

1) A pervert's scrotum that has been fashioned into a fancy handbag by an angry nurse.
A Texan man wanted to live out a fantasy of his while hospitalized, but Miss Jones didn't feel the same way and turned his scrotum into a nurse purse.
by BeaverKing83 November 13, 2010
mugGet the A Nurse Pursemug.

date nurse

Someone who knows a lot about relationships and gives a lot of advice on dating or getting a boyfriend/girlfriend
by Meggers10100 February 3, 2018
mugGet the date nursemug.

disco nurse

A person (mostly female) who provides coke or other drugs at night clubs or discotheques, illicitly (natch). Males are usually called 'the Doctor'.
Man, let's party!

Ok, I just have to find the disco nurse.
by icyfurnace March 7, 2010
mugGet the disco nursemug.

nursing cuddle

When you suck on a girl's breasts while cuddling at the same time. This is a very sweet and comfortable position that is probably one of the best feelings a man can experience.
Leah takes off her shirt and puts her arms around Max, his face now buried in her breasts. Max gently caresses and sucks Leah's breasts as the two cuddle on the bed. Max tells Leah how much he loves her, causing her to giggle and blush, and how much he needed a nursing cuddle.
by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023
mugGet the nursing cuddlemug.

mummy nurse

your child's best medical practitioner. Mom knows the best remedies for any ailment there child is going through. Even known to have special healing powers with their kiss.
by Nurse Mom March 23, 2018
mugGet the mummy nursemug.

Nurse Ratched

The Nurse from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
The dork girl thought she was Nurse Ratched, trying to keep everyone afraid of her so that they wouldn't think that her and her mouth were afraid of them. She didn't want them to take their masks off just yet.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021
mugGet the Nurse Ratchedmug.

Nurse Ass

Maidika/Nurse Ass is known for posting horrible things to petchat, to the point where nobody likes them.

They are also known for flooding to any new users posts and acting all friendly, tricking the new users into being their friend.
When someone is being problematic, they're acting like Nurse Ass
by Hellopetdefs April 8, 2023
mugGet the Nurse Assmug.

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