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ultraviolet nurple

An ultraviolet nurple is like a purple nurple but of such violence, force, and intensity as to rip the nipple completely off. So called because ultraviolet is the color of the electromagnetic spectrum that exceeds purple (or violet.)
I watched helplessly as the bully administered an atomic wedgie upon my friend and then followed it up with an ultraviolet nurple, causing a stream of blood to steadily issue forth from what remained of the horrifically mutilated tit.
by chadsuperhero December 19, 2013
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Purple Nurple

To squeeze a man's nipples extremely hard, usually resulting in, hence the name, purple nurples.
My friend Dale just gave me a purple nurple! It hurt so bad I Had to cover them with my hands! Now's they're turning purple!
by dudeguy4life February 23, 2017
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full nurple

When your really nipping hard and you can see it through your shirt
"Damn, it's so cold out and I'm going full nurple."
by AnnSay May 29, 2017
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Nerdle

One who revolves their life around the use of a laptop computer, while other options are available they choose not to use them.
Chad is such a nerdle he even orders his Island's food online.

Chad is a nerdle because he will not go anywhere without his MAC laptop.
by Chelissa Froepel January 7, 2009
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nurple

just rhymes with purple..
nothing sexual.
red head...
yellow mellow..
green machine..
blue you..
purple..NURPLE!
by Gabso December 13, 2008
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Nardle

The nardle is the little line of flesh that runs along the grundle (or taint) and scrotum ending at the base of the penis.
I was climbing over a fence and snagged my nardle.
by NoodleyAppendage December 26, 2008
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nerdlete

1. Someone who is really nerdy, and has amazing athletic abilities.
2. OR: Someone who is really smart, and can do athletic activities really well without seeming to try
The U.S. History teacher was a nerdlete; he knew everything there was to know about our country's history and dressed like a legit nerd, however he was beast at dodgeball and could out-dance anyone in the school.
by Iamsuchanidiot October 24, 2010
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